The Review Machine: Replace Podium ($399/mo) With Three Texts and a Free Google Profile
The review software industry charges you $3,600 to $4,800 a year to send text messages. Here is the whole machine, built in one Cowork session: the ask, the replies, and the ten-minute Monday routine.
Marisol runs a six-table taqueria in Mesa, Arizona. Eighteen months ago a rep sold her review software at $349 a month. Last spring she canceled, built the machine in this playbook in one afternoon, and her review count went UP the next quarter: 4 new reviews a month became 11.
Her replacement stack: a free Google Business Profile, two text messages that sound like her, a Claude reply routine, and ten minutes every Monday. Her software bill for all of it is $0 plus pennies of Claude usage.
- + The 2-text ask flow, rewritten in your voice from one sample sentence
- + The reply desk: 5-star, 4-star, and angry-review protocols in your tone
- + The ten-minute Monday routine that turns reviews into ad angles
- + The click-by-click for your free Google review link
You are paying Podium $399 a month (AI replies are $99 more) or Birdeye $299 a month for request texts that are a template, monitoring Google does free, and replies Claude writes in your voice. That is $3,600 to $4,800 a year out of your pocket for a machine you can build in one afternoon.
This is the part that pays for itself.
Every prompt in full, every skill file, and the fix for each place it breaks. Start a free trial, read all eight playbooks, and run one today. The only thing the free side costs you is the result.
Full access to all 8 playbooks and every file. Card required to start. Cancel any time before day 3 and pay nothing. After that it’s $15/mo.
I run these myself, on Tuesdays. Believe, or leave.